Wife: Dear, I have 25 years want to tell you. I have one drawback: I-blind and do not discern colors. Husband: I, too, all these 25 years, you want something what priznatsya. I am a Negro.
You keep animals at home? Yes, frozen mackerel and Crab sticks.
- Hello, this apartment Petrovyh? - Do not know, they were just ...
A young woman with tears resorted to the mother: - My husband beaten. How? He left yesterday on a business trip! "I thought so, too.
Announcements:
"Forget the pain in the joints. Zabutte of skin and tooth decay. Forget about everything in the world, because now you have me, friends! "
"Brigada medical students ills young women from the claustrophobic, arahnofobii, aggressive movements, schizophrenia, depression, headaches, insomnia, slipped hernia, black youth, rash, rhythm. Treatment is free of charge. e Preez rvativy customer. "
Aphorisms:
Prior, happen ... It is time, and I lose.
Proposals go to the restaurant often ends sex than a proposal to sex.
Who lives on duty, the podolgu live.
Beer himself lazy, vodka lines with a friend, a bottle commend bips.
There is nothing more enjoyable than disappointing forecasts.
If not, but want to, then you are a minor.
Terrifying women are not! Sometimes the horror before making beautiful!
Table Mendeleev first prisnilas Pushkin, but he did not get it.
School teacher died of envy, reading essay son Roman Abramovich "I spent the summer".
Dream motto: "Better milk from the refrigerator than cows in the kitchen!"
At earned from the delivery of paper money pioneers bought prostitutes and released them at will ...
Jokes:
Two cows were brought to the carnage. One asked the other: - Are you here first? No, boy, a second! ! !
Very inteligentnaya family. Late evening. 17-year-old student daughter returned home. In its hall greeted Alarmed parents. Father appeals to the daughter: - Elena, Just explain: where and why you so long delayed? Daughter collected balance will fist, explains: - Dear George A. and Marina Dmitrievna, I buhaya and swarms.
Beginning operation. Anaesthetist tilted to the patient to make narkoznuyu mask. A patient feel terrible smell peregara: Doctor, as you drunk! Anaesthetist, am sick flaps on the cheek: I drunk? Empathy-au-opening! ! ! You never saw a surgeon!
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Wife: Dear, I have 25 years want to tell you. I have one drawback: I-blind and do not discern colors.
Husband: I, too, all these 25 years, you want something what priznatsya. I am a Negro.
You keep animals at home?
Yes, frozen mackerel and Crab sticks.
- Hello, this apartment Petrovyh?
- Do not know, they were just ...
A young woman with tears resorted to the mother:
- My husband beaten.
How? He left yesterday on a business trip!
"I thought so, too.
Announcements:
"Forget the pain in the joints. Zabutte of skin and tooth decay.
Forget about everything in the world, because now you have me, friends! "
"Brigada medical students ills young women from the claustrophobic, arahnofobii, aggressive movements, schizophrenia, depression, headaches, insomnia, slipped hernia, black youth, rash, rhythm. Treatment is free of charge. e Preez rvativy customer. "
Aphorisms:
Prior, happen ... It is time, and I lose.
Proposals go to the restaurant often ends sex than a proposal to sex.
Who lives on duty, the podolgu live.
Beer himself lazy, vodka lines with a friend, a bottle commend bips.
There is nothing more enjoyable than disappointing forecasts.
If not, but want to, then you are a minor.
Terrifying women are not! Sometimes the horror before making beautiful!
Table Mendeleev first prisnilas Pushkin, but he did not get it.
School teacher died of envy, reading essay son Roman Abramovich "I spent the summer".
Dream motto: "Better milk from the refrigerator than cows in the kitchen!"
At earned from the delivery of paper money pioneers bought prostitutes and released them at will ...
Jokes:
Two cows were brought to the carnage. One asked the other:
- Are you here first?
No, boy, a second! ! !
Very inteligentnaya family. Late evening. 17-year-old student daughter returned home.
In its hall greeted Alarmed parents. Father appeals to the daughter:
- Elena, Just explain: where and why you so long delayed?
Daughter collected balance will fist, explains:
- Dear George A. and Marina Dmitrievna, I buhaya and swarms.
Beginning operation. Anaesthetist tilted to the patient to make narkoznuyu mask.
A patient feel terrible smell peregara:
Doctor, as you drunk!
Anaesthetist, am sick flaps on the cheek:
I drunk? Empathy-au-opening! ! ! You never saw a surgeon!